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"Um...I don't think this thing takes pictures," Ben said. Well, right, honey...it's a calculator. 

 

See, in Mrs. Smith's 1st grade class, a week of (mostly) good behavior earns a trip to the class store; this week, Ben picked out and proudly brought home what he calls a key pad.

And, while he's now a little disappointed in its capabilities, someday he'll discover what 58,008 reads when you turn it upside down. And that silly calculator will be worth its weight in...well, BOOBS.