Showing posts with label lunch lady land. Show all posts
Showing posts with label lunch lady land. Show all posts

Tuesday, April 26, 2011

Lunch Lady Land

Coming this fall to my resume: volunteer lunch lady.

Yup, among the scads of forms I collected at Ben's kindergarten meeting today - health, uniforms, school supplies - was the most coveted of all: school lunch volunteer sign-ups. I couldn't resist!

So, I made a once-weekly commitment. After all, I have the time, I live nearby and, let's be honest...my favorite pastimes include (#1) spying on my kids and (#2) critiquing people's food choices. Oh, and (#3) being called a "lady."

Perfect-o!

Now, make no mistake: school lunches scare the bejeezus out of me, and I have a feeling we'll be packing picky little Ben's lunches. But, I'll gladly take the weekly bird's eye view of my son and his little pals...with a side, naturally, of fancy tomato ketchup.

 P.S. (#4) I'll do most anything to pay homage to Chris Farley in drag. (Sloppy joe, sloppy, sloppy joe...)