But he woke up this morning and asked, "Do I look seven?"
Clearly I'm the wrong one to ask, for two reasons. First, Ben will always look like a baby to me. But also, I remember seven. I was naughty. I gossiped. I had crushes on the boys. (Hello, Jeff Knepp and Michael Jimenez. Damn, you were cute.)
But perhaps not all sevens look alike. At least, I'm hopeful. Case in point:
Yesterday, Ben was doing some sort of strut (a separate issue) to my car after school. As he runway-walked, his classmate Eugenie shouted, "Ben, you're sexy!"
He stopped cold. I gasped.
She said it again: "Ben, you're SEXY!"
Then he said: "No Eugenie, I'm seven!"
Phew. I have more time.